Go North, Homos.

Well, the good news is Canada isn't completely insane. Just a little insane. They've legalized gay marriges, so now, we'll have gay people, liberals, and other various oppressed groups seeking assylum in this hostile Northern Territory.
Now I'm hoping Bush won't blow them up for harboring terrorists (People of other political parties, and some of his own party that have crossed him).

Talk about old school.

Wow. From another time man. The first song I had ever written and recorded with a band No, that's not me singing, thankfully. That's another alcoholic. Pretty rough, four chords, this is the first time we'd actually played the song through together, and the only surviving recording that I know of. What's scarier about this whole thing is how this song was recorded. Daniel was drunk off his has, and had broke my strat a few months earlier by either spilling bongwater or beer on it, to this day, the mystery remains unsolved, although the guitar has been repaired and rebuilt, it's bigger, stronger, faster, and has a humbucker. But since the strat was out of commission, I didn't have another electric guitar. But wait? you say that's an electric guitar on that track you just heard? yup. I bought an old Kent Armstrong humbucker and slapped it in the hole of my old Harmony acoustic. Althought this guitar hadn't been restored at the time. I was too busy doing drugs to restore it, and I had just traded a hat for it a few years earlier. Daniel actually bought a nice microphone, it might have been a nady or something like that, so we actually plugged in into my old HP PC and brought out windows sound recorder. The catch was the music in the room was so damned loud we couldn't hear Daniel singing. He went out and got a 30 ft cord, ran into the living room and was singing along into the mic in there, and recording the music from about twenty feet way. Wild shit. Damned crackheads we were. Steve (the guy playing drums) might end up having other versions with the actual guitar solo and developed structure lying around somewhere. We recorded a few other tracks, but those are also lost, probably for the good.Collapse )
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More reason to hang Haliburton Execs...

Bad Coffee, you say?

Well, it appears even if you are in Iraq, getting shot at, they still stiff you with waffle house coffee. It's Maxwell house, and I'm sure it's the shitty pre-packaged amounts, like at waffle house.

Their coffee sometimes tastes like rubbing alcohol. You have to be half drunk to drink it. If I'm getting shot at in Iraq, I'd want a strong damn drink, dammit.